h-two-h0e:

This essay isn’t going to write itself, and neither am I. 

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

theswinginsixties:

Donovan

deucebowl:

how do you change your name to put the emoji of a pizza in it

can i get the job of naming dresses on modcloth

You rascal, you
funisawful:

How I steal your girl 

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.